Post by o on Dec 21, 2007 12:04:19 GMT -5
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Oxford University. Probably one of thee most prestigious and well known schools in the entire world. Oxford is a large university with a wide selection of over 30 colleges for anyone's tastes and requirements in a schooling system. There's plenty of extra curricular activities, and enough events for you to be able to meet people from all over the world that have the same interests as you. Not to mention that Oxford, England where this rather large but cozy university is snuggled into is not too far from London. So, after you've got all your school work done, you and your new friends can go have some coffee and a biscuit at the cafe...
Okay, you might see that bull shit or something close to it in a student handbook. Well, let me tell you off hand that that might be true. Oxford University is a big deal, it's huge, it's awesome, it's the school. At least, for some people. School work is a big deal for a lot of people here. It has to be, because your grades suffer and you're out of here. It's a spot you've gotta maintain, and if you slack off, well you can consider yourself good as gone.
And as for the after school stuff? Uh, yeah, well, about that. There is a ton of that kind of stuff. A meeting for this committee, a dinner for this, and so on and so forth. But the real socializing usually doesn't have anything to do with school. It has to do with the things that most college kids have--booze, horomones, and the need to feel wanted. So, yeah, there is time to study, but most of the fun in college is made in the vodka and the dance music. Just make sure you don't mistake your boyfriend for your best friend's. Tsk tsk.
Make sure to change out of your slut outfit and get a fresh bottle of advil before heading to your morning classes.
Good luck.